He's Heavy And He's My Brother

Just wanted to inform any interested parties that my own blood brother has decided to start up his own blog. Male's premier computer expert and soon-to-be father of a supermodel astrophysicist, mi hermano's got a lot of classified information that even Interpol would kill for. And those guys don't kill at the drop of every bowler hat. Even though they've got the license to do it.

Here's a link to the second best damn blog out there. http://psyph.blogspot.com

Improving On Imperfection

Ever wonder what it'd be like if somebody stuck two arms on the Venus De Milo? Or erased the mind-fuck that is a Picasso and made a four-year-old with cerebral palsy draw something that vaguely resembles an object on it? Well that's what the guys in the video below have done with Justin Timberlake's Sexy Back. Which they've cleverly redubbed Paxil Back.

Except they didn't tinker with anything which has the slightest chance of ending up in a museum. Unless sometime in the future, Sexy Back is considered prime Louvre Material. Then Dan Brown would write a book in which the protagonists find out that playing the track backwards summons the antichrist. Except they discover that the antichrist was Timbaland all along! That man is behind far too many popstars' revamped careers to be human (Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, Pussycat Dolls...need I go on?). Plus he reminds me of the Cheshire Cat in Disney's Alice in Wonderland when he smiles. If that thing doesn't give you nightmares, what will?!!!