Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Miss USA Acts Like Sex Object. Shocks No One.


The funny thing about TV news is that you can't really choose what to watch. Unless you've got TiVO, which I don't. So all I hear about these days is beauty pageant winners going around conducting themselves in less than ladylike fashion (for a less obscure description see this!).


Let me start by saying, what the frack is wrong with Donald Trump (apart from his hair, his way of speaking...ad nauseum ad infinitum) and Rosie O'Donnell (clever examples followed by smart-alecky Latin too many to list in parantheses) for that matter? So a beauty contestant who spends 90% of her life in bikinis or less flashed some skin in a club. So she does drugs in a country where even soccer moms have cabinets full of pills labeled "to sleep", "to do laundry" and "to avoid sex with husband", among others. Big whoop! And don't even get me started on Ms. Nevada and Miss USA's makeout sessions with women. What's the big deal? That's what Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell probably call a Saturday night. Is kissing a member of the same sex up there on the same level as snorting coke now? (Then I know a couple of cheerleaders at my University who should get life without bail).


**Note: More importantly why do all the douchebags with their red caps worn back to front get all the beauty queens (see pictures to get what I'm talking about)? Why don't you answer that Stephen Hawking you paraplegic bastard!?!?

1 comment:

Simon said...

The only thing I found odd about those photos is the "douchebag". Otherwise i can just about type something blindfolded on google and hit the am feeling lucky button and gawk at ms. illinois, ms. downtown new york, ms. harlem, ms. fukuda japan...yeah you get the point.