Condoms Are For Losers

Proving the long tradition of shocking virility and aversion to prophylactics, which are the birthright of Latheef men, my brother's got his wife pregnant and I'm soon to be an uncle. Cue hallelujah chorus. People who read this blog might not care about this joyous bit of news but I say, so what? I'm happy and I don't give a fuck to what you pro-choice abortionists think. Babies are the future. And this one might just be lucky enough to take after me. Can't wait for it to come out. God speed young fetus, god speed.