Wednesday, November 22, 2006

J.K. Rowling Needs Lessons From The 'Real' Celebrities


While her bank account may be the size of most third world countries' annual income now (mostly from the lunch money those same third world countries' kids spend on her books), this woman has no idea how to go about promoting something in the public eye. Where are the sex tapes? The nipple slips? How about a DUI conviction or two? Grey Goose bottles don't sell themselves. Spend some cash you miser.
Here's a link to the trailer for the fifth book in her series, Harry Potter and The Order of something or other, which doesn't seem to show any signs of ever ending.

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