Ever got bored on a Saturday night and felt like being horribly emasculated? Or in the ladies' case like, uh, totally empowered? Then this is the movie for you. Although Hard Candy is one of those under-the-radar low-budget cult movies, there's no reason why it shouldn't get the popularity it deserves. But in a world where Britney Spears is allowed to have children, I guess justice isn't exactly the hallmark of it. Sigh!
Still this is hardly the indie chick flick the first few sentences of the last paragraph might have misled you to believe. It's got something for the whole family. Notably, a tutorial on how to castrate the guys you hate for 14-year old girls with a budding interest in home surgery (if he stands you up one more time for that bitch Kelly, who he promised he broke up with last summer after one meaningless kiss, you'll know what to do ladies).
Also there's something for those pedophiles who just can't seem to do anything right (such an overlooked minority). Stop buying those jumbo packs of jellybeans and get a refund on your new Playstation 3 boys because all you need to do is become a high-end fashion photographer with an expensive apartment in the suburbs. As easy as that! It wouldn't hurt if your next door neighbor turned out to be Sandra Oh either. I hear she's like an oysters and ecstasy cocktail for the preteen set. Don't beleive me? Check it out. Here's the trailer.
Still this is hardly the indie chick flick the first few sentences of the last paragraph might have misled you to believe. It's got something for the whole family. Notably, a tutorial on how to castrate the guys you hate for 14-year old girls with a budding interest in home surgery (if he stands you up one more time for that bitch Kelly, who he promised he broke up with last summer after one meaningless kiss, you'll know what to do ladies).
Also there's something for those pedophiles who just can't seem to do anything right (such an overlooked minority). Stop buying those jumbo packs of jellybeans and get a refund on your new Playstation 3 boys because all you need to do is become a high-end fashion photographer with an expensive apartment in the suburbs. As easy as that! It wouldn't hurt if your next door neighbor turned out to be Sandra Oh either. I hear she's like an oysters and ecstasy cocktail for the preteen set. Don't beleive me? Check it out. Here's the trailer.
*Warning*- Certain scenes in the movie (not the trailer) may cause uncontrollable cringing and pillow-hugging in anyone with balls.
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